kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

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dennys:

Ahhh!!! It’s finally that month! SPOOPTOBER!

dennys:

Ahhh!!! It’s finally that month! SPOOPTOBER!

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One of my philosophy professors lectured wildly about love once, yelling: “When you’re in love with someone, that person is the lighthouse of your universe.” (I scrawled it inside Science and Poetry in pencil—lighthouse of your universe—as if I would ever forget that phrase.) He was a delightful caricature of his position. I could swear he literally tore his hair out while howling at us. He went on, “Nothing means as much without that person.” One of the men in the class repeated, incredulous, half-laughing, “So you’re saying you can’t enjoy, like, a vacation, without someone if you’re really in love with them?” “Of course not.” the professor replied. “Not completely. You recognize beauty, but beauty means less if they don’t witness it with you. Beauty is less. You see something sublime and your first thought is that they should be there with you. It’s not as good without them. They illuminate. They make everything more.”
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chryolain:

I need absolutely no context

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thorinobsessed:

thisweekstights:

Fucking fuk

I know what I am seeing

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iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

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myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…

myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…

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